These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. This article is not supposed to encourage people to do this kind of thing and it just up here as a joke so please do not try any of this unless of course you want to die a very painful death.
Blow It Up
This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things that can be used include RPG, Shooting the gas tank or a grenade through the window.
Roll It Over
You actually need to be behind the wheel to be doing this which is why it is one of the most dangerous ways to wreck a van. Many movies have cars and vans that roll over to kill or injure some of the people, sometimes it is just for effect. One of the most important things to remember from this is that the vans are often custom made and designed to roll over many times. If you were to roll over a normal van then whoever is driving is pretty much dead.
Drive Into A neighbours front garden
This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day.So many people have died because of this one for the simple reason that you cannot stop a crash from happening, the others do not need to happen. Best left to the professional test dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”